The Real World

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There used to be a show on MTV called The Real World.  The tag line was something like “When people stop being polite, and start getting real.”  One of the positive things that happened over the retreat, is that it allowed me to get a little bit real with Dave.  I have kept many of my thoughts and worries to myself because I haven’t wanted to burden him.  But it was good to be able to talk to him and share my perspective and some of what I am thinking and feeling too.  Another positive was that many of the “experts” shared how vital it is to healing to let go of the small stuff and free up your mind.  The session on meditation was actually very valuable for both of us but especially Dave since he has a hard time shutting down all the ideas and worries bouncing around in his head.  Overall, I am glad that we went.  The sessions that I dreaded the most turned out to be relatively anxiety free.  The ones that I didn’t dread at all were the sucker punches to the gut.  Just goes to show that there isn’t much point in worrying because you worry about the wrong stuff anyway.

I never want to do a retreat like that again.

xoxo

Robyn

Victorious

So not everything during the weekend was gut wrenching.  We definitely had some laughter through all the tears.  Saturday night after dinner there was a “Social Gathering”.  This was in the form of the Newlywed Game.  Dave and I represented and brought home a victory for Team Tremaine.  We actually got 12 out of 16 answers correct.  Not bad.

One of the questions was “What will your wife say is the first thing that attracted you to her.”  D. replied, “Her looks.”  His wife was unimpressed with this answer as it obviously wasn’t what she had written down.  So he changed it to “Her McDonald’s bag.”  K. who was the youngest member in our group and recently engaged, leaned over to D. and said, “What are you doing, man?  You should have stuck with her looks!”

Some of the answers we got right were:

What will your wife say is her least favorite piece of your clothing?  Barry Manilow t-shirt

What candy best describes your first encounter?  Hot Tamales

What is your wife’s favorite store?  LOFT

Who is the worst driver?  Dave

Who is stronger?  Dave said me.  And I knew he would say me.

xoxo

Robyn

Broken

I had a hard time getting to sleep on Friday night partly because the bed in our room was tiny, and partly because I was anticipating what we might see and hear over the weekend.  It was kind of like Christmas Eve.  Only not.

At breakfast, the first couple we met was W&A.  They both looked so shell-shocked that we weren’t sure who was the “patient” and who was the “partner”.  We chatted briefly but mostly gave each other space to eat in peace.  Some of the Saturday sessions were whole group and some of them were broken up into patient and partner.  The patient group headed off to their session “Pharmacy” while the partners participated in a session about “Caring for the Caregiver”.  This was an opportunity for us to share our experiences with others who truly understand.  Honestly, I thought I was doing pretty well compared to some of the others.  Some were crying the ugly cry (the one where your face is red and twisted in pain) while others seemed defensively tough as nails.  I inwardly congratulated myself on being so together.

The wheels came off during a later partner session entitled “Insight into a Partner’s Experience.”  This turned out to be a woman named Liz who shared her story with us – from her husband’s initial diagnosis through his death.  I utilized all of my “I’m not going to cry” strategies from biting the inside of my cheek to counting ceiling tiles.  None of them worked.  The truth is that I have not allowed myself to cry very much throughout this experience, but you would have to be made of stone to not crack in this situation.  The only male partner, who was sitting to my left, was sobbing.  I couldn’t look at him.  Liz was crying softly as she shared her story.  I couldn’t look at her either.  When she got to the part in which she described her son standing in the shower in his swim trunks holding his dad up so they could bathe him, I broke.  Her children were basically my children’s ages when he was diagnosed.  This hit devastatingly close to home.

xoxo

Robyn

 

The Couples

ImageI would like to share with you some of the many faces of colon cancer and the families that it effects.  From our small gathering, it was readily apparent that colon cancer does not discriminate along racial, socioeconomic, educational, or gender boundaries.  It certainly doesn’t skip over families that already have “enough on their plates.”

K&F – If you met this couple at a party, you would probably think that they have it all.  They are gorgeous, well spoken, and recently engaged.  Their biggest worry should be how many guests are coming to their wedding.  Instead, K. has been battling colon cancer for 2 1/2 years.

W&A – W. has been through the ringer with his colon cancer since being diagnosed last February.  A. spent most of Saturday in tears.  Partly due to the subject matter but also largely because she just had her first baby a month ago and her hormones are all over the place.  A. shared that they had fertility issues.

J&R – J. was the only female patient in our group.  She has been battling her cancer for 2 1/2 years.  At one point her 18 tumors, were beaten down to 2.  Now, the doctors won’t give her a tumor count.  Her cancer has also spread to her bones.  R. drove home each night to relieve the babysitter and stay with their 12 year old who has autism.

D&D – D. has been battling colon cancer for 8 1/2 years.  He had most of his plumbing removed since his cancer was so widespread.  He has beaten it three times and is now battling for the fourth time.  His wife, D., has recently discovered that she may have breast cancer.

D&E – D. ended up in the emergency room in March where they discovered that he not only had metastatic colon cancer, but he also had kidney cancer.  He had one kidney removed, part of his colon removed and part of his liver removed that night.  His wife battles crippling depression.  They are both on disability now.

With all of these amazing couples, there was not a word of self pity.  There was definitely a fighting optimistic spirit and an openness that was at many times heartbreaking.  On first sight, all of the “patients” look healthy.  You would never know what inner battles they are going through.

xoxo

Robyn

I Did it!

There is SO much to say about the retreat this weekend, but I am far too tired physically and emotionally to give it the proper reflection it deserves.  Sharing the details is important to me, so that will happen in the days to come.

For now, I share some of the basic facts.  There were 6 couples in attendance.  5 of the patients were male.  2 out of 6 were minorities.  4 were in their 40s or younger.  The sole woman was about 50.  All of the stories were so so hard.

The location of the retreat was isolated.  The rooms did not have televisions so at the end of the day there was not that mindless distraction.  The beds were tiny – Dave and I haven’t slept that close together since ever.  And to quote City Slickers, “Food’s brown, hot, and plenty of it.”  But none of that mattered.

For now, I leave you with this advice.  1) If you enter a room and there are chairs set up each with its own box of tissues, fasten your seatbelt because you are in for a hell of a ride.  2) Should you find yourself attending a couples retreat at any point in your life, do not for a minute consider wearing mascara unless you want to channel Tammy Faye Baker.

xoxo,

Robyn

What are YOU doing this weekend?

Things I Love:

My family

My friends

Laughing so hard that you cry

Deep hearty discussions

My job

The One by Dolce and Gabbana

A book so good you lose track of time

Basset Hounds

Things I Don’t Love:

Crickets – this is a full blown phobia

Mushrooms

Prejudice

Bills

Weird bumpy textures

Check engine lights

People who brag

Being pushed out of my bubble

This weekend we are heading off to our “Metastatic Colon Cancer Couples Retreat” which should have me facing the last item on my “Don’t Love” list head on.  I am dreading it.  Dreading.  But after a solid pep talk from my sister-in-law (and a pep email from my friend, lexy), I am going to try to be open in mind and heart.  I’ll let you know how it goes.

xoxo

Robyn

Charming

ImageI don’t buy myself many things.  Unless you include coffee.  I buy myself lots and lots of coffee.   For my birthday, I did treat myself to this amazing necklace.  http://shop.stelladot.com/style/b2c_en_us/tree-of-life-necklace-sterling-silver.html   The amazing and gorgeous Kate, a friend from the lake, sent me a certificate for my birthday to put towards something from Stella and Dot.  I combed the website, and as soon as I saw this necklace, I knew I had to have it.  It is called the “tree of life”.  It couldn’t be more perfect.  To me the tree of life symbolizes healing.  I wear it every day and am constantly playing with it and thinking strong healing thoughts.  Also, Dave’s closest friends call him Tree so it seemed to be made for me.

ImageMy friend, Meredith, of “Meredith Made Me Cry” fame, gave me this little charm last year during Diwali.  I believe this is the Hindu goddess, Lakshmi, who is said to bring good luck.  I think we could all use a little of that time and again.

ImageWhen we were in Disney this summer, we found these little fellows in the Japanese Pavillion at Epcot.  The black lucky owl is said to protect you from illness and evil spirits, and the gold lucky owl will make your dreams come true.

To me, little charms like these are symbols of hope and positive energy and remind me to do my best to be the same.

xoxo

Robyn