This is not an atypical conversation in our house. Just so you know what I am dealing with. : )
Me: (to Parker) WHAT are you watching?!
Parker: This is the BEST show. Kids set up their moms on blind dates. It is so good.
Me: Oh. Uh. Okay.
Sam: If you ever get a boyfriend, I am going to kill him.
Me: Uh. Okay. Not really something I am thinking about right now.
Sam: I am not kidding. I will kill him. I don’t want a new dad.
Grant: I would be okay with you Skyping with a man. But that is it.
I wish my older kids weren’t so afraid to share their super sarcastic opinions. They definitely keep me entertained. Poor sweet Parker. I often wonder what we are exposing her to…..